Halloween is the purr-fect time to combine two of the internet’s favorite things: spooky vibes and adorable cats! 🐈‍⬛ At Puncorner, we’re here to deliver 25 furightfully funny Halloween cat puns that will have you howling with laughter faster than a black cat crossing your path.

These one-line cat puns are claw-ver, cute, and ideal for themed parties, Instagram captions, trick-or-treat fun, or just sharing a laugh with fellow feline fans. We’ve grouped them by occasion, so you’ll always find the purr-fect pun for any Halloween moment.

Grab your broomstick, call your kitty, and let’s leap into these spooky-meow-larious one-liners!

🎃 Cat Puns for Halloween Parties: Scare Up Some Laughs

Throwing a spooky bash? These Halloween cat puns are party starters all on their own.

1. My cat showed up in costume—he was paws-itively terrifying.
   
2. This party is the cat’s boo-jamas!
   
3. The DJ dropped the beat, and the cats started a fur-ight club.
   
4. My witch’s cat refused to ride the broom—she’s terrified of heights.
   
5. Cats don’t need costumes—they’re already pawsome.

🧙‍♀️ Witchy Cat Puns: Purrfect Companions for Your Spellcasting

What’s a witch without her feline friend? These magical puns are spellbinding.

1. My cat’s favorite spell? Purr-cus maximus!
   
2. I tried to cast a love spell, but my cat hissed at the potion.
   
3. She’s not just a pet—she’s my familiar face.
   
4. The witch said, “You can’t spell feline without fine!”
   
5. That cat’s stare is so cold, it could freeze a cauldron.

👻 Trick-or-Treat Cat Puns: Sweet and Spooky

These feline puns are better than candy—and have no calories!

1. My cat tried to trick-or-treat—nine lives, nine treats.
   
2. “Boo!” said my kitten. I meowed back and scared myself.
   
3. I gave the cat a costume—she gave me the claws of disapproval.
   
4. Treats? My cat prefers tuna or terror.
   
5. He walked right through the candy bowl like he owned the crypt.

🕸️ Haunted House Cat Puns: Furry Frights and Ghostly Giggles

Even the bravest cat might get spooked in a haunted house…or become the ghost!

1. My haunted house isn’t complete without a purring poltergeist.
   
2. The cat vanished into the wall—now I believe in ghosts.
   
3. He hissed at thin air—guess the spirits don’t like pets.
   
4. My cat knocked over the candle—she’s a real scream queen.
   
5. It’s not haunted—it’s just the cat being dramatic again.

🌕 Full Moon Cat Puns: Lunar Laughs and Meow-gic

The full moon brings out the weird in all of us—including our four-legged furballs.

1. Under the full moon, my cat transformed into a sassier version of herself.
   
2. I don’t fear werewolves—I fear my cat’s midnight zoomies.
   
3. That howl wasn’t the wind… it was my cat singing to the moon.
   
4. Full moons are for spells—and extra cat cuddles.
   
5. The moonlight hit her fur just right—she looked purr-etty magical.

📸 Cat Puns for Halloween Instagram Captions: Socially Spook-tacular

Need a paw-some caption? These Halloween cat puns are meow-made for your feed.

1. Claws out, broomsticks up—it’s spooky season.
   
2. Just a couple of cool cats causing cat-astrophes.
   
3. Too cute to spook? Meowbe not.
   
4. Every witch needs a cat… and a good pun.
   
5. Born to nap, forced to haunt.

🎃 Conclusion: Share the Pawsitive Vibes!

That’s our roundup of 25 Halloween cat puns that are furightfully funny. Whether you’re throwing a party, decorating your doorstep, or just celebrating spooky season with your feline friend, these puns are sure to bring out the chuckles.

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